Paintball Escapist Pillows

"I much preferred the backstabbing to the paint-balling."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Second lifeReal life.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Houdini's Dog

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Donald Trump

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Boss joining Paint Ball Game

Two people paintballing

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

Lady holding ballot paper tries to find voting booth.

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

Prison Escape

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Patient walking out of hospital.

Message in a bottle.

'So what's it going to be: paintball coronary, or raft building hernia?'

"Paintballing is great for team development."

"This will illustrate our problem - I wanted to go for counseling but he wanted to do a paintball grudge match."

"Somewhere a long. . . long way from the World Cup."