Paint Virtuoso Pillows

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Artist and Musician

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Inout baskets.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Coleridge'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Poetry repairman

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Writer

Trying cellos, too big!

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Hacksaw Violin.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Dante Alighieri

Emily Dickinson

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

James Russell Lowell

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."