Paint Virtuoso Mugs

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Artist and Musician

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Inout baskets.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Coleridge'

Writer

Poetry repairman

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Trying cellos, too big!

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Hacksaw Violin.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Dante Alighieri

Emily Dickinson

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Barbara Streisand