Creative Virtuoso Pillows

'He's writing two concertos and a sonata - that should keep him of the streets.'

Hacksaw Violin.

Inout baskets.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Artist and Musician

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Viola player coming through!"

Violin Player

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

What your guitar says about you.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Trying cellos, too big!

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Air Sitar.

Recording Studio

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

Man winding down a scroll of a musical score.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'