Creative Virtuoso Pillows

'He's writing two concertos and a sonata - that should keep him of the streets.'

Hacksaw Violin.

Inout baskets.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Artist and Musician

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Viola player coming through!"

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Violin Player

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

What your guitar says about you.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Leonard Cohen

Trying cellos, too big!

Air Sitar.

Barbara Streisand

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

Recording Studio

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

Sarah Vaughan

Man winding down a scroll of a musical score.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."