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"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Hazards of mouse painting

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Artist Retrospective.

Alberto Giacometti.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'You never smile at me like that!'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Artist in Residence

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'Bacon? It's more like squashed sausages!'

Man steals the O in H2O for a inner tube ride

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'