Paint Prodigy Mugs

'You could do that.' I did

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Rage.

I quilt therefore I am

Felix Mendelssohn

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"It's an Eyesaur."

Artist and Musician

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Artistic Licence.

"Tip my boy."

Sleeping on the Job

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"Stop staring"

Ludwig Van Beethoven