Paint Pallet Poet Pillows

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Accountant Manqué

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

Trash-talkin' artists

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

K9 Litterati.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Pet Cemetery.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'It's another canvasser dear'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

A dog sits at her typwriter

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

BOWZ, poetry reading...'Neither good doggie, nor bad dog be...'

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

He's having a caption contest.

"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."

'You've made a wise decision to use a financial planner. Failing to plan is planning to fail.'

'I like things better before flat panel T.V.s.'

'Yes love is a potent drug indeed...but I still don't think we can analyze it using gas chromatography...'

Sorry, You Didn't Win This Time

"Why are you always in the details?"

'Its like Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen had never been born'

Art imitates life...

Al, I've heard that art is a cruel mistress. Is that true? Yes, unfortunately it is the only kind of mistress I can get.

...for the first time in years, I look like I made a decent career choice.

At the risk of appearing highly judgmental...