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Trash-talkin' artists

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Monet At Open Mic Night

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Shadow Artist

Brick Red Paint...

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

'Don't worry, I won't ruin your walls with a spray painter. I'll do it by hand.'

"I'm sorry, but his command of the earth tone palette is pure genius!"

'Murder my spouse? Oh, that's nothing but an old wives' tale.'

"I paint only what I love..."

'Please put down that photo of Cindy Crawford, ma'am.'

"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

Painter of fortune: the magazine of artistic adventure

'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).

"Well, here's your trouble, right here. You're not getting enough greens in."

'Well Shirley, you've got to be brave now... I fear that sun tan won't protect your cake from getting burned in the oven.'

Artist

'Get him, Jimmy!'

I keep telling Van Gogh his colors are off, but he only hears half of what I say.

Writer's Block: Actors, Dancers and Visual Artists Only.

Sorry, You Didn't Win This Time

"They're no more pointless now than they ever were."