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'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Harriet Walter

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

Janet Leigh

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

Ronald Reagan

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

Subtitles are often used in film productions

On the Town.

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

For Sale - The rights to my story.