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'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Movies vs. Films

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Harriet Walter

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

Janet Leigh

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

Marxist Elephant

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Ronald Reagan

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

Subtitles are often used in film productions

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'