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Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

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'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

"Right, the first thing we're going to practise is rolling around, clutching our legs and crying in the penalty box."

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

"Er...Eric..."

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

Three people waiting in a queue.

Footballer.

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

R Prescriptions

"Rough Flight?"

"I'd kill for 500 milligrams of naproxen."

"I can't wait that long."

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

Spot the Ball Live

"We're out of the 500 mg size."