Pain Tolerance Admirers Pillows

Fakir's driving seat.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Snail crossing

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'But toothache is the worst!'

'This is going to be a level three.'

'This won't hurt.'

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

'Ooh, that's better!'

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

Color is not a crime

Ukrainian Tractors Pull Russian Tanks

'Denis was considered something of a 'Hard Man' within the amputee society.'

Tattoo shop - "How may I hurt you?"

'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''

The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'

'Okay, where's your chair?' - 'I've decided to squat for 8 hours a day to build my thighs.' - 'Won't that hurt?' - 'Fortunately, I've developed a massive pain tolerance by sitting opposite you for so long.'

'If I strike a nerve, just blink your left eye, there's a good chap.'

Do you think I'm army material, Randy? I think you'd be a real asset to the army. Really? Pain is an asset, because otherwise, how would one appreciate pleasure? Loneliness is an asset, for otherwise how would one appreciate love? I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership. Death is an asset. How else would one cherish life?

"I'd rather have a baby than have my tooth pulled."