Pain Endurance Admirer Pillows

"I think he stood on a nettle."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Bravo!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

First Prize!

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

100k Desert Crawl

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

The Clown Hit

Snail crossing

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

Neverending Task.

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

Cross-country knitting.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Tightrope Walker.

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Starfleet Command. Live long and prosper. Vulcans must have great retirement benefits.

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

'This is going to be a level three.'

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

Endurance

Fifth Position

The Singer