Pain-free Seeker Gifts

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Cat in a flap

Under pressure.

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It feels good to unwind..."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Uptight End"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Loofah Lady

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."