Pain Aversion Gadgeteer Mugs

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Dawing your Cellphone

Digital Fomo!

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Bicycle sat nav.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"