Pager Lover Pillows

'Joy, do me a favor. . . call my pager number. . . I wanna make sure it works. Wait 'til I go into the living room.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

A heart shaped cake

Wifi in Hell

Frog flirting.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I heard they mate for life."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Urns in love

Words of Love

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Say it with flowers: It!