Pageants Mugs

"I think I'm in the wrong place, and yet I do not care."

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

"Do you suppose she's Miss Egypt?"

'There's an old, pending amendment to the U.S. constitution which, pending ratification, will prohibit this sort of thing.'

"As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think."

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

7th annual weird fishes pageant

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Circus Pageant

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

Model's aspirations

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

Miss America IQ pageant.

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

Beauty contest

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

Meet Miss Subways

'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

Beauty Contest

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

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Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

Uncle Tom