Packaging Gifts

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

STRIP *Shelf Life * The right black?

New York City Rodeo

"We've successfully opened Pandora's box. We're still making our way through the bubble wrap."

'The danger of similar packaging.'

'This end up please.'

Holiday package opening set.

Caution Fragile

"How do we know the label isn't on upside down?"

Access Denied!

"l'm returning this to the manufacturer in my own impenetrable clamshell packaging. They must suffer as I have suffered."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Moving in

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Men will never understand.'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

The packaging's becoming excessive.

'Men pack. Women move.'