Pacific Rim Aficionado Pillows

"We're all nuts about the Pacific Rim."

Bite out of fishing pier.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Eat my dust!"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'God's speed.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Cheesie Rider

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'I win!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Windmill

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

The Red Baron meets his match.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Stress'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"On your mark! Get set!"

The relay race

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Grim reaper ambulance

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Skier.

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'