Pacemaker Plot Appreciator Mugs

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"I like to stay on top of things."

Tortured Plank

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Ghost Porn

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

Exit laughing

"You definately have a musical ear"

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Hedgehogs revenge.

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'Of course the plot's ridiculous, it's Opera.'

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

"...I hate mainstream music."

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

"Do you sell arsenic?"

The eyes of Mrs. Chick are opened to Lucretia Tox

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

The End.

Bottom Of The Barrel Holiday Releases

The pig playwrite.

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

"Well―what's for barbecue...?"

"I'll have the Boeuf a la mode, avec ground glass."

'Dad, will you lend me your apron? My new boyfriend's coming to visit.'

Greek Home Theater