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Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Important Muscles.

'His vocabulary is growing by leaps and soap bubbles.'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"This is all my own hair."

"Do you like my new sandals? They're open-toad."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Couldn't you have found a jamjar for little Goldy?'

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

'Nothing rhymes with politician!'

"Don't you hate being caught in a civious circle."

"Holy c**p!!! That asteroid is headed straight for earth!!!"

Be a friend.

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

The Battle Is Joined