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Viking Sissy Drink.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Important Muscles.

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"This is all my own hair."

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"I'm just saying Darling: You look a lot less formidable when you carry your kitten around..."

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'I want my money back -- I'm still a wuss.'

"Okay boys, time to maintain a delicate ecological balance between man and beast."

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

Soft answer that turneth away wrath bar and grill...formerly, Salty's

'I like a man with a good, firm fist bump.'

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

"Now that's a splinter."

'Pot pourri air freshener? Who's the wise-guy?'

'What? You wanna piece of me too, Bub?'

"Yes, it's a girls drink. But the fact that I'm an alcoholic makes it hardcore."

'It's not a bear rug. I paid a real bear to make me look macho.'