P.r. Intern T-Shirts

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Hollywood Sign Developers

'How fast can you hype?'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"National security adviser"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Create some buzz!

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Laptop Dancing.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Target your customer.

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Information...political rhetoric

"I go that extra mile!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'