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'I like it!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

You are here.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

"Please feel free to browse."

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'This doesn't look good.'

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

Holiday Overkill.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."