Owner Of A Great Dane Pillows

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'That was fun!'

Dog Walking Services

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Love a Mutt

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'He does lack social skills.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Epic Battles

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dogs life

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."