Owner Of A Great Dane Pillows

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'That was fun!'

Dog Walking Services

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Love a Mutt

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'He does lack social skills.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Epic Battles

Dogs life

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'