Neighbor With A Great Dane Pillows

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Good, but not Great Danes.

"He ran out of pee."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

'Do you think I over-praised Marmaduke for fetching the paper?'

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'The weed didn't know you buried your bone there.'

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

Don't even think about it!

'Marmaduke scared some pigeons in that tree.'

'He's not happy with the portions in the doggie bag.'

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

'Who wants to be the first to show and tell?'

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

'You can wait.'

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'