Great Dane Devotee Pillows

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

'The weed didn't know you buried your bone there.'

'Nope, You can't bribe me, I'm staying in this chair,'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Love a Mutt

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'He does lack social skills.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'