Overwhelmed Communicator Pillows

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

I work and work and never get ahead

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

Work Life Balance Paperwork

'I've met someone else unwilling to share his feelings with me.'

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

Woman at Reality TV Productions Co. has in out boxes marked IN and IN OVER MY HEAD.

"We can still be friends, right?"

VP in charge of computer manuals.

'This call may be monitored for quality assurance.'

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."

'Believe me, you're not the first customer who's dropped their phone in the litter box.'

"No!! I said GUERRILLA warfare!"

"Well, aren't you an eager beaver."

"yetthhh, i hold..."

'If this is the conflict resolution hotline, why are you ticking me off??!!

"I'm semi-retired. That means I limit my information intake to texting Tuesdays and phone Fridays."

"I am a stranger to your planet...."

Triple Witching Hour in Apartment 3-K.

Cyber bullying

'Oh, did you say chapstick? I thought you said gluestick!'