Overwhelmed Educator Pillows

Cyber bullying

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Principal to teacher with trap door below her desk: 'The board thinks people teach better under pressure.'

People of Courage

Lack History Month

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"

Work Life Balance Paperwork

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

'First thing in the morning I'm ringing the school about the amount of homework he's getting.'

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'This is great - what an idea! I can do a unit on gravity and the laws of motion for science class!'

"How do we know this isn't a ponzi scheme?"

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

Woman at Reality TV Productions Co. has in out boxes marked IN and IN OVER MY HEAD.

What's the difference between teacher kindergarteners and college students?

"I'm desperate to hold on to our good teachers."

"A lot of homework?"

Security Question-Who was your favorite obedience school teacher?

VP in charge of computer manuals.

'I had an overwhelming urge to be nice again. I think I need a holiday.'

"Well, aren't you an eager beaver."

Triple Witching Hour in Apartment 3-K.

Substitute Teachers: 'Ms Henson, you're going in for Ms Bleckmore.'