Overwhelmed Assembler Pillows

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Caution: use only under child supervison

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

I work and work and never get ahead

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

'Whoa! - Too much information!'

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

Work Life Balance Paperwork

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

Woman at Reality TV Productions Co. has in out boxes marked IN and IN OVER MY HEAD.

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

"I had too many irons in the fire and it went out."

VP in charge of computer manuals.

When your password asks for more characters, it doesn't mean your friends.

"Well, aren't you an eager beaver."

Elydale Church: Assembly Required.

"Always throw in a few extra pieces, it drives the safety conscious parents crazy"

Happy Bear Toy Factory