Overwhelmed Assembler Pillows

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Caution: use only under child supervison

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

'Whoa! - Too much information!'

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

Work Life Balance Paperwork

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

Woman at Reality TV Productions Co. has in out boxes marked IN and IN OVER MY HEAD.

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

"I had too many irons in the fire and it went out."

VP in charge of computer manuals.

Elydale Church: Assembly Required.

"Well, aren't you an eager beaver."

Happy Bear Toy Factory

"Always throw in a few extra pieces, it drives the safety conscious parents crazy"

"That's odd! Having a myocardial infarction wasn't even ON his 'to do' list!"