Overwhelmed Wanderer Pillows

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Sport Utility Boot.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Desert Island Mishap

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Public footpath on a desert island.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Women of the Wilderness

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."