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"We've got a problem."

Ratminton

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

The Off-Season

I love tennis

'Big advantage!!'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'for what we are about to receive...'

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

Wordplay

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