Overreaction Humor Fan Mugs

"Mom, all I did was fall off my bike and skin my knee."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Dynamite little combo

Beer Parasol.

Winter Weather.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

tRUMp, Pirate President

No, I don

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Fish finder."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

The bird feeder.

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'