Overreaction Analyst Mugs

"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"Duh!"

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

"Mom, all I did was fall off my bike and skin my knee."

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

'I was not prepared for this!'

Took a tiny nothing molehill and created this huge, amazing mountain

"I've never seen anyone actually implode before."

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"I think I've got analysis paralysis."

"C'mon. She's clearly just a rebound girl."

"You could add 'Men who say "Ciao!" who are not even Italian or of Italian descent' to that list."

"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?"

'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'

Institute for Advanced Hindsight - Research into what should have been.

"I told you so."

"It's fine if you don't want to talk about the elephant in the room, but could we at least turn down the constant cool jazz."

"What goes around comes around more annoying."

'I don't want to be a doctor! I'm liable to be sued for malpractice!'

Based On A True Story

'Someone has made a mountain out of our molehill.'

"But I don't know any Nickys! And I don't open the door for strangers."

"I know it's a botch up. . . but it is a world class botch up?"