Overprotective Parents Gifts

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

"Did your mom commandeer your lunch account again?"

'I don't know if I like him hanging around with that chainsaw neighbor.'

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

Why politicians shouldn't be allowed to have children.

No Immediate Danger

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

First Steps

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

"I asked my Mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags"

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"Of course I trust your judgement dear. But, it can't hurt to do a quick police check on your new boyfriend."

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"Do your dad and tia know you broke up with Smiley?"