Overprotective Family Member Gifts

"Do your dad and tia know you broke up with Smiley?"

No Immediate Danger

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

First Steps

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"I asked my Mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags"

"Of course I trust your judgement dear. But, it can't hurt to do a quick police check on your new boyfriend."

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

Keep away from our Doreen.

"My mom is making walk around in this sterile bubble. It's only until the flu season is over."