Overprotective Pal Gifts

'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

No Immediate Danger

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

First Steps

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

License, registration, and some I.D. for the small child watching what appears to be a completely inappropriate PG-13 movie in the back.

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

Health and Safety Gone Mad - "It doesn't look safe, his face is totally exposed to danger."

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

"Of course I trust your judgement dear. But, it can't hurt to do a quick police check on your new boyfriend."

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"I asked my Mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags"

'Darn it Mother! I'm not MISSING! I'm just working DOUBLES this month!'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

"Do your dad and tia know you broke up with Smiley?"

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"You spoil that child!"