Overparenting Observer Gifts

"Of course he can walk, but why should he?"

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

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"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

Holiday Overkill.

'I like it!'

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

People in street, "Ooh doesn't he take after his dad"

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

Suicide by overeating.

Even Santa outsources

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

"What's it like to have sexually active parents?"

'Your sister's wearing well for her age. I hope I look that good when I'm ten.'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'You can go play at Kevin's house if it's all right with your attorney.'

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"Surely, Son, you can find something to paint indoors."

'Remember sweetheart, act natural.'

Disasters.

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

"Corner pocket, I think, but let’s see what Intrade says."

'I'm really proud of you son. Even though you haven't done anything.'

'For your sins you shall spend all of eternity burning in this pit of molten lava,,, with your mother'

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

'Audrey's little friend seems so grown up.'

'Last night my parents said they didn't mind a bit and it was perfectly OK with them if I smoked... so I quit.'

"I told you so."