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Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Welcome to the Team

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

Steve found himself on his travels.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'One carry-on!'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Holiday Luggage

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

Boys in the cloakroom.

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

'This backpack thing is getting completely out of hand.'

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Students with backpacks walk in front of doors marked School Counselor, School Nurse, and School Chiropractor.

'It's perfect!'

Image of school girl with backpack.