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'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Welcome to the Team

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'One carry-on!'

Up your end.

'Men pack. Women move.'

Holiday Luggage

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"Well, the forecast shows a heat wave in our first week, heavy rains in the second, some hail the following week, and a snowstorm at our final destination."

Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage...

'It's perfect!'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

"When they say you can take bags that fit in the cabin I think they mean the lockers, not the WHOLE cabin."

When molecular biologists travel