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'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Welcome to the Team

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Heading off with a packed bag

Worker ant's To Do list.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'Hold me!'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'One carry-on!'

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

'Men pack. Women move.'

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

Holiday Luggage

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Men and Women's changing rooms

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."