Overconfident Learner Gifts

Everything I do all of the time is absolutely perfect and I will be taking no notes.

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Genius Envy

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Too big to fail

'They're a very successful family.'

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

Ladder of success"...Perhaps, you'd like our economy model."

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

'Whoa! - Too much information!'

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

Tree growing

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

"This has been a productive homework session!"

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Office Task Map