Overconfident Learner Prints

Everything I do all of the time is absolutely perfect and I will be taking no notes.

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Genius Envy

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'They're a very successful family.'

Too big to fail

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

Ladder of success"...Perhaps, you'd like our economy model."

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

Tree growing

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

'Whoa! - Too much information!'

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and