Overcoming Tech Challenges Gifts

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Courage. Love.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Happy Days are here again

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

Life gives you lemons

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Covid Winter

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there!

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

A businessman suffering from data overload.

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

Japanese disaster

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

Hitting a Brick Wall.

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

Hell for cashiers.

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

"Well, it takes serious practice to soar like an eagle son..."