Overcoming Childhood Trauma T-Shirts

'it wasn't my parents' divorce that traumatized me — it was when my dad had my mom beheaded.'

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"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Jack in the Box

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Sliding Down the Banister

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

"This is where I come to unwind."

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

'Because I recently furthered my education...I can take you back to your childhood for real, Mrs. Dunlap.'

"Darn, looks like we have to move: these pesky kids are building a treehouse!"

"I had a balloon once, but with me it was real estate."

Cartoons showing a speaker, with a teddy bear projected on a screen behind them. The speaker says: "welcome to my TED talk."

True Love: You let her have the last cherry popsicle in the box.