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Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

'What are you doing whining to me about your terrible childhood? Write it all down, you idiot. You've got a bestseller there.'

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

Traffic Jam.

'it wasn't my parents' divorce that traumatized me — it was when my dad had my mom beheaded.'

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

Self Harm Support.

"There's no response! Are you sure he's in there?"

'As a kid, whenever I was at a petting zoo, I got bit, butted and stomped on.'

"My grandfather dies from asbestos poisoning - it took 'em 3 weeks to cremate him...."

Intimacy.

Get-Well Cards For Moods

Man in hospital watching television in his cast.

"Donald is an appendicitis survivor, too."

Broken Leg

'He's a lot better! He's beginning to act like it was all my fault!'

"The Garbers are people who have been through it all and survived."

Pull yourself together, get over it and move on.

"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."

No Phone Signal For 20 Miles. Trauma Counselors Standing by. . .

"I don't have kids because after twenty years of teaching there isn't a child's name I can hear that won't give me horrible flash backs."

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over a computer error

'He just snapped.'

"What luck - it's a flyer from the Emergency Glass Repair company."

"Yes, we like the Yankees, but today we're all rooting for Boston."

'Isn't it ironic that the first three letters in funeral spell fun?'

Fear, Grief, Support: Belgium