Overachievers Club Gifts

"Never, never, never, never give up. Leave that to management."

They hated me.

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'They're a very successful family.'

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

"You're late, Myers!"

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Ladder of success"...Perhaps, you'd like our economy model."

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

"With a good education you can grow up to be anything I want you to be."

Office Task Map

'I'm worried that if I study too hard, I couldn end up being a teacher.'

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

Test preps, PSATs, SATs, AP courses, community service, 3 sports, 2 clubs and chorus

"Your internship is finally over. You're now required to work longer hours with no extra pay."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

'You're always so busy, Carter. You come to work early, you leave late, what are you up to?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

"Gracie, you do not need a cell phone. Little girls like you don't get important phone calls."