Overachievers Club Gifts

"Never, never, never, never give up. Leave that to management."

They hated me.

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'They're a very successful family.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

"You're late, Myers!"

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Ladder of success"...Perhaps, you'd like our economy model."

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

"With a good education you can grow up to be anything I want you to be."

Office Task Map

'I'm worried that if I study too hard, I couldn end up being a teacher.'

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"Your internship is finally over. You're now required to work longer hours with no extra pay."

'You're always so busy, Carter. You come to work early, you leave late, what are you up to?'

"Will people ever say of me - he made his mark?"

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."