Overachiever Club Gifts

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

They hated me.

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'They're a very successful family.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

"You're late, Myers!"

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Ladder of success"...Perhaps, you'd like our economy model."

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

"With a good education you can grow up to be anything I want you to be."

Office Task Map

'I'm worried that if I study too hard, I couldn end up being a teacher.'

"Your internship is finally over. You're now required to work longer hours with no extra pay."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

'You're always so busy, Carter. You come to work early, you leave late, what are you up to?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Will people ever say of me - he made his mark?"

'Martin occasionally suffered nagging worries that he had been promoted beyond his abilities.'

"I've decided on the prize for top-achiever of the year. A dozen kittens."

'I'm really worried about all the hours you've been putting in...the papers are full of articles about the dangers of overwork, of how stress can kill you.'