Outsider Identification Pillows

Wannabe rattlesnake.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Christopher Isherwood

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

Transgender Bathroom Debate

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."