Outsider Identification Pillows

Wannabe rattlesnake.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

Transgender Bathroom Debate

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."