Outlook On Life Pillows

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Always expect the best

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

"Remember that crazy optimistic forecast we had?!?"

'You're paralyzed from the knuckle of your left big toe down -- it could have been a lot worse.'

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Saguaro Cacti.

'I'm going to take your advice and count my blessing, Dr. Kapuchink. Right off the top of my head, I'm sure I can think of at least ten.'

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."