Positive Outlook Pillows

Sisyphus Sawyer

"Good News! It's today again!"

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Boptimism

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Happy Days Are Here Again

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Pessimists v Optimists.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

"The good news is, I got religion!"

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

Tom's last day.

Doom & Gloom

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

'Honey, this the start of a fantastic career! Lunchtime is over and I still haven't been fired!'